No Brain Dumps After-Shave for “Hot Chick”! Meet Your New Vice President of Alaska
Sometimes, people like to make history. This was the case last night at Mile High Stadium, where President Barack Obama was nominated to be the first African-American presidential candidate of any major party. Others like to repeat history. John McCain would like to repeat the resounding failure of the Walter Mondale-Geraldine Ferraro ticket of 1984 by putting together another clueless old guy/revolutionary woman political team. Meet Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, your new Vice President:
Sources have not confirmed why McCain chose Palin, who really has no experience doing anything other than running Alaska and keeping “system of tubes”, “bridge to nowhere” mastermind 500-year-old Ted Stevens in his place, although having experience keeping cranky old men calm and out of power is certainly a trait everyone would like to see in McCain’s veep. Some argue that she is a good choice because she is a woman and Hillary Clinton lesbian fanatics really seem to like those. Others argue that she is a good choice because she is considered attractive by many political circles. Both of these top-notch credentials are the kind of qualities Vladimir Putin is looking for in the next leader of our nation- it makes the raping and pillaging of America a lot more fun for him and his drunken barbarian cronies.
Either way, welcome to the party, Ms. Palin! Read more about your new fearless leader here.
