Rafael Román Martel

If you’re a strict follower of the Cuban-American blogs, you probably woke up this morning to a pile of angry and confused posts about how the communists took down our internet access. Abajo Fidel is in a panic. Review of Cuban-American Blogs doesn’t know where to hide their heads now. And Babalu… had a mild technical difficulty involving a widget. Thanks to our magnificent overlords over at WordPress (hi Matt!), our website is intact and everything is safe, but apparently the communist/McCain/Pacquiao infiltrators got so frustrated trying to take us down that they just snapped a cable somewhere in the neighborhood, so now we’re forced to relocate to some sleazy Internet café to relay the message to you. Beware! The communists/angry athletes/Republicans/sugar cane plantation owners are after us!

If you have any tips/threats regarding the matter, please email us at Rafael@RafaelMartel.com. And we want to hear from all you speculators, too! Please let us know who you think is behind this by filling out our totally scientific poll:

~ by Frances Martel on August 2, 2008.

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