Department of Homeland Security Finally Does Something Right!
As much of a bumbling mess as our veritable Bush Administration can often seem to appear, it is good to be reminded once in a while that the oblivious foolishness that seems to surround them is all smoke and mirrors with which to deceive America’s enemies. A recent report on Breitbart has notified us that government is onto precisely what we’ve known all this time since Chappaquiddick. The new terror watch list, apparently One Million Strong (unclear whether for Barack or not), includes nuisances as well as terror threats, and has apparently labeled Ted Kennedy one to follow.
While the terror-watch list is kept private for obvious security reasons, America’s leading terrorist organization, the ACLU, claims it has scrounged up a copy, and fulfilling it’s duty to our nation it is up in arms about its favorite cronies being properly identified, including communist pseudo-martyr Nelson Mandela, who was taken off of the list on account of being too old to do anything more than eat string beans. The ACLU has officially denounced the list as “everything that is wrong with this country,” or some such thing, which is probably a good indication that government operatives are looking in the right place.
And, in related news, a new scientific study has proven yet another thing we knew all along and that the ACLU will exploit to the maximum to excuse Kennedy’s reprehensive behavior. The geniuses over at the American Sociological Journal have released a report that claims delinquency, beyond being a bad choice, is genetic! After all the liberal propaganda-mongering and derisive legislating ol’ Ted has inflicted upon his country in the past five centuries, his family may be his only salvation from ignominy.
But, of course, the National Terror Watch List, like all patriotic institutions, is not a Kennedy Dynasty Show, although many may argue that it should be. Who else could possibly be on the list to inspire such fury in the entrails of the nefarious leftist organization? We can only speculate, but given the ACLU’s history with Nazis and pedophiles, we wouldn’t be surprised if we found the likes of R. Kelly, Larry Craig, and Yanihiniyipulangatongiyoly Rodriguez of Generation Y.
