Flu Attack and Clintons Complain!
First of all I have the FLU. It’s so bad you have to think two hours before you move a muscle or get up, much less write. I wasn’t able to go to work today, the fever goes away and comes back again. Headache, I feel like bones have been beaten severely. This is not a regular FLU. This is a Communist FLU. I personally accuse Raul Castro, Hugo Chavez, and that nuclear physics maverick, Evo Morales, of sending this FLU to the USA and directly to me, as a declared anti Communist and sworn enemy of these dictators. This happened after a snow storm last Thursday, so they must have hidden the FLU in one of those Communists clouds that they send to watch what we are doing-it wasn’t a George Bush cloud, I swear-the Imperialist cloud rains candy sometimes and it looks happy and colorful.
Anyway…the Clinton campaign complained today of bias in the media. This deserves a note. Robert Dole is a man of honor, a real American Hero. In the presidential campaign of 1992 the media treated him with so much bias that it was cruel. It was embarrassing to see how MTV and the Get Out to Vote or Vote or Die or whatever they called one of their larcenous leftists campaigns treated Robert Dole, at age of retirement but at such heights that the low blows the Clinton campaign threw, through its one sided CNN, MTV, NYT and liberal media, could never morally affected Senator Dole but it made him lose many votes. In one of his campaigns stops, Mr. Dole fell. It came out everywhere. It was the joke of the day. Dole, whose shoes the Clintons are not decent enough to shine, never complained. He sucked it in and went forward.
